Wednesday, October 03, 2007

¿Se habla español?

As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands.

The Texan shouts," Hey don't drink that water, It has cow manure in it!!!

The Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español.". (I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. speak Spanish to me)

The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber." (Use both hands, you'll get more to drink)


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6 comments:

Eugenio Martínez Sierra said...

English Jokes are very strange

Anonymous said...

Can this blog be more racist?

aldodager said...

honestly... i didnt find it funny... BUT in USA you can find IMMIGRANTS and immigrants...

the one's who are willing to cooperate, pay taxes, bla bla yadda yadda.. and the ones who exploits the system

if someone comes to my country, exploits all the benefits without investing and/or paying for them, i will hate them for sure...

Anonymous said...

Not only lame, *but* racist too?

Awesome.

Anonymous said...

Come on people where is your sense of humor. I laughed my ass off. :)

Juan from Mehico said...

No es una broma muy divertido...
Bebo agua con la manura toda la hora!
Creo que necesidaiz beber este tambian!
Es muy bueno para la salud!!!!

Gracia todos y adios!